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Sunday, June 26th, 2005
12:22 pm
It's strange. The [info]deense keeps coming by the house and picking me up and petting me, then leaving.

And she hasn't given me tuna once.

Cow.

I should complain about her to the management.

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Tuesday, February 1st, 2005
9:14 pm
I have heard that the [info]deense is getting married.

In Australia.

Does that mean she doesn't love me anymore?

current mood: worried

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Monday, January 17th, 2005
10:58 pm
Happy New Year Everyone!

For some reason the [info]deense has still abandoned me. I don't think she loves me anymore. I mean, all I wanted was to sleep in her room and have tuna, was that too much too ask? Was I a bad kitty? Did I drive her away?

No, it must have been Vito. Vito is a bad kitty. The mean [info]waiwode he doesn't give me enough tuna. He doesn't love me like [info]deense did. Stupid cow. Moving to Austria. Why would she want to live there anyway, all that snow.

Well. Happy New Year. Maybe my [info]deense will come for me. I hope so. I miss her.

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Tuesday, August 31st, 2004
9:31 pm
I miss my mommy.

She's gone very far away, and I live here with the Vito cat in the same house, but where is my [info]deense???

It's my birthday today. Maybe someone will give me treats. [info]deense won't, she's not here.

Mrow.

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Wednesday, February 4th, 2004
1:18 am - These people...
They just won't get off the computer for long enough for me to use it. How inconsiderate of them.

However, that owner of mine is getting a bit better. She understands when I crawl in bed with her she should not sleep but should pet me. Good. She still won't let me outside, the narky cow. Doesn't [info]deense understand that when I freeze on the porch, it's not in fear, but in absolute wonder and joy? Of course not.

Her nice friend [info]jen_o_cyde got a gorgeous picture of me on [Unknown LJ tag]'s lap though.


I must be the most handsome cat ever.

current mood: amused

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Sunday, August 31st, 2003
7:17 pm - You Should all be VERY excited
Cause it's my first
BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm so excited. I slept with [info]deense for a while surprising her when she woke up. She cuddled and petted me for at least a half hour. Then she gave me milk. Then WET FOOD! She must love me. Though, she did let Vito have some, though i suppose [info]waiwode is right, and it is sorta like eating all your own cake. But, what's cake?

I'm so happy.

current mood: giddy

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Monday, August 25th, 2003
9:50 pm - Me again!
It's my birthday on Sunday. Then I will officially be one year old. I am going to celebrate with as much wet food and tuna as i can eat, and some new toys. Hear that [info]deense I want new toys! For me. None for Vito. It's not his birthday.

Though if he's nice he can have ONE BITE of tuna. NO MORE.

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Wednesday, August 13th, 2003
12:00 pm - Oooooh! New Icon!
That [info]keridwyn lady must really love me.

Vito has been crazy lately. I think these are those 'dog days' of summer i keep hearing them talk about. I want to sleep and he want to play play play. And he's started biting alot. I keep showing him why he shouldn't do that, but he's dumb.

[info]deense left us without food for a whole 4 hours yesterday! I thought i was starving. I mean, I was about to waste away to nothing! But she came home and gave us food! No wet food though, but I saw cans. Maybe I can chew my way through!

current mood: happy

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Saturday, August 9th, 2003
9:45 am - I got to play with bats!
Wow, it's been so much fun here. First last night, then this morning, we had bats in the house! They are alot of fun to play with, if only Vito would get out of the way and let me. Though [info]deense isn't very nice, she made the bats go outside. What did they ever do to her? Ah well, it looks like she's getting ready to go out, maybe another bat will come visit while she's away!

current mood: predatory

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Wednesday, July 30th, 2003
10:36 pm - My name is Bond.... Bobby Bond......
I have realized something. I am a stealthy, suave, debonair tuxedo cat. I rule this house through cunning and charm. I like my tuna water shaken, not stirred, hold the olives.

I am Bond... Bobby Bond.

I think that makes [info]deense Miss Deensypenny, as she always wants me in her arms, and Vito is evil nemesis, The Catfather. I shall discover his plans for house domination, win the day, and the affections of [info]corbits in one fell swoop, then I shall leave her. HA!

current mood: mischievous
current music: The Bond theme, Meow-Mix

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Tuesday, July 29th, 2003
2:03 pm - Look how cool I am!
bobbythecat

is a Giant Lizard that CANNOT BE STOPPED, Expands when Attacked, is Wreathed with Flames, has Suckers on its Feet, and eats Nuclear Waste.

Strength: 12 Agility: 9 Intelligence: 8


To see if your Giant Battle Monster can
defeat bobbythecat, enter your name and choose an attack:

fights bobbythecat using

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1:49 pm - Singing is fun!
I don't understand why [info]deense doesn't like it that much. My voice is beautiful. All Siamese like.

She gave me milk from her cereal bowl this morning. I was excited and wanted to tell her. HOw silly.


Vito is stuck in a box. HAHAHAHAHA.

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Friday, July 25th, 2003
6:03 pm - Ooooh! A newer picture of me!
See!

I even keep [info]deense company when she is on the computer.

Boy, has Vito ever been whiny lately. All he wants is outside. Or to sleep on top of me. Not beside me, on top of. Well, some of the time.

I would just like to tell all my friends how wonderful [info]furbaggy is. She has to put up with this horrible cow [info]angmonster and i feel awful for her. [info]angmonster is way worse than [Unknown LJ tag]

I got milk this morning and wet food just now. Deense must realize how perfect I am.

current mood: excited

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Tuesday, July 22nd, 2003
11:19 am - YUMMY!!!!!!!!!
[info]deense does love me, she gave me the lid to her yogurt. Yummy yummy yogurt. I got it all over my whiskers and then had to clean them though. But it was sooo good, it was worth looking silly. And Vito decided he should get some. Fine, I let him lick twice, but then I booted him out, cause it was mine! MINE!

[info]deense said she'd put the other pictures of me in the photo album today. She better. Or, Or, I dunno. Maybe i'll pee on her other Ess-See-Eh dress. I mean, it's velvet, so i shoulda used something else, cause velvet is so comfy to sleep on. But it's her own fault for not changing the litter that day.

Miss [info]keridwyn, if my human does put the pictures up can you make them icony for me? I would really like an icon of me showing how cute and big I am.

current mood: excited

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Sunday, July 20th, 2003
10:49 pm - Outside is not your friend
Vito has come to the conclusion that he is an outdoor cat. No one else has decided on this though. He spends his whole day trying to get out. I tried to a couple of times too, but i really don't like it out there. Then he whines and whines and whines about it. Be quiet! You are louder than me, and i'm part Siamese!

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Sunday, July 13th, 2003
8:03 pm - I think mommy should brush my teeth!
Happy Deathday!
Your name:bobbythecat
You will die on:Sunday, June 5, 2033
You will die of:Gingivitis
Username:
Created by Quill

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7:53 pm - I am exhausted
Well then, i think i got all the exercise i need for the week out. That is one thing Vito is good for.

The nice lady [info]ivysmom is over and her and [info]deense are drinking wine. I like [info]ivysmom cause she notices how big I am. I am so big!

Apparently this [info]romeo9 is shifty and not to be trusted. I KNOW my human gave him that great photo of me on the printer to scan, I SAW HER DO IT! And he hasn't yet. Cause he's mean.

Saturday morning all sorts of wierd people were in the house. They were all twitchy. It reminded me of the old apartment. My human always used to have lots of people over.

Exactly one month til i am one year old. You should all get me gifts

current mood: tired

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Thursday, July 10th, 2003
11:15 pm - I have a straw!
IHAVEASTRAWIHAVEASTRAWIHAVEASTRAW!!!!!!!!!!

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Wednesday, July 9th, 2003
5:39 pm - [info]deense is mad at me...
I sorta pee'd on her red velvet sca dress. And she never would have known if stoopid [info]corbits hadn't caught me doing it. Then she yelled at me and carried me by the scruff of my nect to the basement. And she told my human when she got home too. And then she yelled at me and made me sniff the wet spot on the dress.

I mean, i coulda used my litter but it was so far away, and really, it should be changed, it's not up to my high standards.

current mood: naughty

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Tuesday, July 8th, 2003
11:02 am - Look at me!!!!!!!!!
This nice girl [info]keridwyn made me an icon. Thank you keridwyn! Allright, [info]deense made it all flashy, but Keridwyn did all the real work.

Now i think i'm off to sing. Really, Vito's voice is so high, he's not all that great a singer. He should be part siamese like me. Ah well, we can't all be perfect! Oh, and i think i'll lay in the window too. That sounds like a rewarding day.

current mood: happy

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